Facebook Status Abuse:

FarmVille: THE CIRCUS IS IN TOWN! You know what they say about elephants, y’all: They never forget. Well, for the next 48 HOURS in FarmVille, you can send a BABY ELEPHANT to your friends so that they’ll never forget YOU. Be sure to hurry, these not-…so-little critters will be gone in two days when the circus rolls outta town!

What’s worse: 14,112 "liked" this update.

Dear Facebook,

Whoever is responsible for creating FarmVille is no longer invited to our Christmas party.

Hugs,

FDC