We’ll be honest, we want the Olympics in Chicago. And since Team Chi-town isn’t pushing back on Drudge plastering a video of their town’s gang violence all over the front page, we thought we’d fire off a little dirty ditty on Chicago’s main competitor, Rio de Janeiro.  And trust us, our video is cooler, cause we got a Dre/Snoop track pumpin’ in the background … and helicopters.

So, nice try Drudge, but you are getting the silver on this one. We’re still the Michael Phelps of media [gold ].