If South Carolina’s Joe Wilson hadn’t let his emotions get away from him last night, we would be talking about the Obama speech today.

Who wants to do that?

So while “You Lie!” will live on in our hearts forever, here are the top 10 other things we thought would have been awesome for Wilson to yell during a nationally televised presidential address to a joint session of Congress:

10.  Boo Bad Boo!
9.  Play Free Bird!
8.  I drive a Dodge Stratus!
7.  Goooooooooal!
6.  SanDimasHighSchoolFootballRules!
5.  I am an F.  B.  I.  agent!
4. Don’t tase me bro!
3.  Get Some!
2. Freeeeeedom!
1.  LOUD NOISES!