Watchmen [and 27 Dresses…don’t ask how we know that] actress Malin Akerman seems to be quite the Obama fan. Excerpt below (viewer discretion is advised):

I tell her the Internet has pictures of a shirtless Obama vacationing in Hawaii. "I might have to have a little bathroom break. Change my panties." The woman is clearly passionate about politics. I find the photo. "Oh, my God. I really need to meet him and mess up his marriage. And mess up mine, too… Have you seen his hands? I’m sorry, but I’m a big hand freak, and those hands could wrap around you twice." [yup]

Let’s just hope Scarlett Johansson doesn’t read about this.