Maybe because Ben Franklin actually had useful inventions? [just a thought]

Rufus Terrill, inventor of the another sort of political lighting rod, the Bum-Bot [which sort of looks like a souped-up version of Blankman’s J-5], is running for Mayor of Atlanta.

And not that we’re advocating this, but that hypothetical he gives in the video of approaching a person on crack at a daycare center…well, it’s pretty hot outside right now, and if being on crack near a daycare center gets us sprayed with that rather refreshing looking water weasel, sign us up.

We report, the citizens of Atlanta shall decide…