Facebook Status Abuse: Jimmy is drinking coffee What, no post about making it first? Come on folks, nobody cares that you’re drinking coffee, or making a sandwich or taking a nap. Please attempt to be slightly more creative. [contact-form 3 "Facebook Alerts"]

Unfortunately, Mr. Bedard is talking about the ole DC tradition of going off-the-record during meetings with reporters –not the famous Hay Adams bar or the rockin’ song by My Morning Jacket (also, you just witnessed the first time in history Hay Adams and My Morning Jacket were used in the …

Ex-Ebay CEO Meg Whitman recently made a $15M donation  to her CA governor bid, bringing her total personal contributions to $19M. [highest bidder wins] Political experts have gone as far as saying that this race for CA governor will be a "free-spending race."  You don’t say… h/t Wake Up Call

As reported by ABC’s Jake Tapper and echoed by Matt Drudge – President Obama’s teleprompter took a fall yesterday. For more information, we decided to check out his blog. Barack Obama’s Teleprompter’s Blog: I’m Okay Remember how I was hoping to take the next couple of days off? Well, that …

This screen grab was taken from the Judiciary Committee TV channel. [seriously] Our guess is that this kid is a relative, based on where he was sitting. Whether he was giving thumbs up to the TV on purpose, or whether it was meant for Judge Sotomayor is TBD.  All we …

9 months later, the federal deficit has topped $1 trillion for the first time. [boy or girl?] Pop the bubbly, cuz we’re settin’ records… Congrats, Washington.

He also sleeps in his office, which we find awesome. [air mattress]

How does he get air time on the Today Show?  [brilliant] Levi Johnston, the father of Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin’s grandson, told the "Today Show" this morning that he thinks the governor changed markedly after her losing bid as the Republican Party’s vice presidential candidate. What’s next, GQ will invite …

Dear Rep. Obey, It’s “Matthew,” not, “Mathew.” But don’t worry, Guttenburg didn’t have spell check either. Warmly, FDC

Oh My Goff, better known as Angie Goff, is the W*USA traffic anchor. She also happens to be the coolest TV personality we’ve ever run across.   A George Mason grad, Angie rejoined W*USA team after a stint as an intern back in 2001. Angie has also been honored with an …

Barack Obama will be adding baseball broadcaster to his résumé. SI.com learned Sunday that the President will join Fox Sports announcers Joe Buck and Tim McCarver during Tuesday’s All-Star Game. Obama is expected to be in the booth sometime between the third and fifth inning. Joey Buck is hoping this …

Washington Nationals fire Manager Manny Acta. 26-61  record heading into the break [MLB worst] Ken Rosenthal: Acta firing just a sign of mess in D.C.

Facebook Status Abuse: Kari: So lately, I’ve been missing the toilet when I throw my paper in. Is that weird? Am I losing aim? First of all, yes, that’s weird. Secondly, what ever happens to you in the privacy of your own bathroom is not to be regurgitated across your …

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We are. [moo]