Facebook Status Abuse:

Kari: So lately, I’ve been missing the toilet when I throw my paper in. Is that weird? Am I losing aim?

First of all, yes, that’s weird. Secondly, what ever happens to you in the privacy of your own bathroom is not to be regurgitated across your social network platforms. It might seem funny to you right then, but it won’t three minutes later.

*Note: FamousDC is in the midst of developing application software that will allow users to confirm whether or not they’d actually like to post their status update.

Basically, once you hit submit, your status won’t go live until you answer a series of questions.  Those questions include:

Are you sure you want to post this ridiculous message?
Are you sober?
Do you truly believe what you’re about to post is funny?
Will your mom read this?
Will this status update prevent you from gainful employment in the future?
WWJD?

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