Facebook Awesomeness:

Just completed the quiz “How much do I care about your quiz results?” with the result “zero”.

Glad to know we’re not the only ones who don’t give a shat about "which Hollywood D-lister would play us in a CBS made-for-TV movie?"

And for the record, we also don’t care for the quiz, "if you were a lettuce, what type would you be?"
Or "if you were a Greek God, what color loincloth would you wear?"
Or "what super power you would have, if in fact we lived in a world where super powers existed?"

We would however care about the following quizzes:

What Billy Ray Cyrus lyric best represents your broke-down career?
Which washed up former sports athlete best represents your outlook on life?  [hint: Ryan Leaf]
What are the top five baby names your parents should have contemplated calling you, had they not been hitting the bong when you were born?

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