0 Shares Facebook Twitter Pinterest Google+ Redneck Genius 2009-06-24 Gov. Mark Sanford just spent 30 minutes apologizing to everyone he has ever met, ate breakfast with or sat next to in church – before admitting to having an affair. [with a female] The only person happy about this news — Sen. John Ensign. Tags:affairargentinacheatedfriendkidsMark Sanfordwife