We don’t know what the Facebook “Mafia Wars” are, but we do know they’re annoying. If you really think purchasing a “Swat Van” is more exciting than going out on a Saturday night, it might be time to reanalyze your social calendar.

Also annoying, posting status updates that involve telling everyone where you’re eating. Believe it or not – nobody cares that you’re at Ben’s Chili Bowl eating a half smoke.

For more on Facebook abuse, please read this.