Facebook Status Abuse:

Tim: It’s Monday morning- getting haircut and reading the Constitution. Some around here in Washington seem to have forgotten what it says.

First of all Captain America, the fact that you’re reading Constitution instead of the free copy of US Weekly, makes you one strange fellow.  Secondly, besides getting a haircut and reading the Constitution, you’re also updating your Facebook status while your hairdresser struggles with your highlights.  Do us all a favor and save it for when you get in front of SCOTUS to argue annoying v. we’re over it.

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