Legendary Howard Stern producer and life-long Mets fan was given the chance to throw out the first pitch at Citi field this past Saturday. The result? See for yourself.

Crackhead Bob, Eric the Midget or any Wack Packer would have done a better job. Even worse, Stern fans know that Fa Fa Flunky hired a sports psychologist to manage his anxiety before the big pitch. This has to go down as one of the worst performances at a stadium since…well since the last Nats game.

And really, Gary, you thought there was a chance it wouldn’t end up on television? Bababababababoooooooooey.