Leave it to Joe Biden to single-handedly freak out the entire country.  [Say it ain’t Joe]

"I would tell members of my family, and I have, I wouldn’t go anywhere in confined places now. It’s not that it’s going to Mexico, it’s you’re in a confined aircraft when one person sneezes it goes all the way through the aircraft. That’s me. I would not be, at this point, if they had another way of transportation suggesting they ride the subway. "

And how about the World Health body who just raised the alert to level 5, one notch short of full pandemic.

Our questions:

What the hell is the World Health body?  Is that something Richard Simmons chairs?

Do surgical masks come in different styles?  Are they mandatory if we go above level 5?

How many levels are there?  If there are 10, we’re still heading to Cancun this weekend, if there are only 6, we’re taking a bath.