Facebook Status Abuse #1:

Jim: @ the gym!!!…im gettin serious with this gym stuff….Got a trainer today!…ha i meant it when i said im spendin the wholllee summer half-naked….

Half-naked, but likely alone.

Facebook Status Abuse #2:

Katy: Getting ready for a BIG night…grilling burgers and dogs and having people over to play pool, beer pong, Flip Cup, Washers and Cornhole!!!!! WOO HOO!!!!!

There’s one item on your Saturday night hit list that has us a bit concerned.  We imagine you know which one.

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