It’s been a long, hard road for some of our contestants, but the FamousDC Final Four is finally here. Congrats to all the players [Frank Luntz included] for taking the time to flex your Twitter muscles. We hope this contest has not only helped you reshape your self-worth in the form of new followers, but taught you that Democrats and Republicans do have one thing in common – they’re both way more popular online than in real life.
Throughout this contest we’ve seen it all. From stories about Sean Hackbarth shaving his man region, to MK Hammer flexing her guns, to Sally Albright risking arrest by peppering the entire city with #FDC tags, to pleas for David All and his Revolution to join the fun, to Ana Marie Cox dropping the ACORN bomb from the White House briefing room and all strange points in between – it’s been one intense ride.
But the fun is not yet over. For the lucky four still left, there’s work to be had. Below is a tip sheet for the finalists. Remember, creativity counts more than ever.
PS: We’re still waiting on the homeless guy holding the #FDC hashtag.
Final Four Matches begin Friday at 10am and last until 3pm . The Championship game will be Monday.
How points are awarded for the Final Four matches:
Celebrity endorsements. Yes, Dorris from the Longworth cafeteria is considered a celebrity.
Endorsements from politicians not yet in jail. [Although you automatically advance if Jim Traficant endorses you.]
Video[s] of you/or someone else mentioning FamousDC.
A picture of you sitting in Robert Byrd’s lap.
Spelling out FamousDC in donuts.
Endorsements from journos. Dead or alive. Preferably alive.
FamousDC Retweets
Video of you ambushing Patrick Gavin w/ your video camera and asking him about his personal life.
NOTE: You have to reveal your Yogurt flavor by the close of the competition at 3pm. Funny = more points.
And as always, remember, we’re playing for a good cause.