"If I’d only followed CNBC’s advice I would have a million dollars today — provided I’d started with a 100 million dollars." Jon Stewart

Is that really you? [Shaq ]
Nothing is real anymore [American Idol
Is he coming back? [fantasy football ]
Fake Ari Emanuel invokes real Rahm Emanuel to skip work [lloyd! ]
PETA gets us ready for Thanksgiving [tasty ]
Do work, son [hard times ]
Go fly a kite [spring ]