Have you ever been so overjoyed with the results of "Dancing With the Stars" that you wandered outside and fired your gun into the air?
If you’re a Missouri resident and answered yes to the above question, you should probably get that practice out of your system – quickly.
According to recent reports, your elected officials are trying to limit your celebratory gunfire. [we had no idea this was even a problem]
The [Missouri] Senate Judiciary Committee it considering legislation that would expand the crime of unlawful use of weapons to include the discharge of a firearm into the air for celebratory purposes in an urban area.
PS: We might suggest the Missouri State Senate consider running their own version of this PSA: