Dear RNC,

We’d like to formally endorse Phillip D. Blake for Jr. RNC Chairman.  We have no idea whether or not he’s actually qualified, but since he had the sack enough to create a Facebook Group begging for a job – we figured that was worthy of our endorsement.

If the position of Jr. RNC Chairman is taken, please consider his candidacy for Director of Republican Fashion.  I think his profile picture speaks for itself.

PS: Yes, his girlfriend does indeed wear sunglasses at night.  That’s right.

Respectfully submitted,

staging.famousdc.com