Facebook status abuse #1:

Chizzy very nearly went clubbing tonite…phew.

Unless you very nearly clubbed a pack of seals, why is this such a huge relief?  It’s okay to shake your ass every once and again.

Facebook status abuse #2:

Poony is feeling weird.

Put down the drink and run like hell.  With a name like that, it’s likely roofies.

Facebook status abuse #1:

Jen  has always wished to receive flowers sent to her office…

As opposed to what?  Do what most other women do, send them to yourself.

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