They say working for the government means you’re entitled to great benefits, but who knew they were this good.

According to Politico, the National Science Foundation [NSF] has a few employees who love experimenting with porn – which is all fine and lovely, except they’re doing the porn research while at work.

Politico reports: NSF employees have been spending significant amounts of company time on smut sites and in other explicit pursuits.

And by “love”, we mean these said employees are a few steps away from having to check into some sort of program.

The report says they were watching, downloading and e-mailing porn, sometimes for significant portions of their workdays, and over periods of months or even years.

And by a few steps, we mean knocking on the door.

In one particularly egregious case, the report says one NSF “senior official” was discovered to have spent as much as 20 percent of his working hours over a two-year interval “viewing sexually explicit images and engaging in sexually explicit online ‘chats’ with various women.”

Looks like the NSF acronym could use an extra W on the end of it. [NSFW]