They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so we’ll take the NY Times introducing their own media cabinet [released Wednesday] as a compliment.

Our favorite cabinet member: Health and Human Services: Jared (from Subway ads)

Although, the tipster who sent us this link assures us that our media ticket is just as clever.  And because we just readjusted our meds and are in constant need of warm hugs, we appreciate the kind words.