Christmas is coming a little early for a few lucky Dick Durbin fans this year.

A tipster recently shared with us a banner ad that ran adjacent to their email machine.  The ad was so mind blowing – we had to share it with the rest of the FDC readers.

Yes, pick yourself up off the floor – it’s true!  Senator Dick Durbin [for a limited time only] is letting you sign up for “free e-mail updates.”

Holy shat!  How awesome is that?  Gone are the days where we have to pay to hear from our favorite politicians.  Now, for the low price of nothing, we get an ear load of Dick.

Quick!  Sign up now and get your free emails.