A couple weeks ago we posted a story about why, thanks to Obama’s Midas Touch, the University of Texas would match up against Penn State for the BCS Championship game.

Our rationale:

Obama had visited both football programs while campaigning [the only two football teams he visited this year].

We figured it was destiny, apparently it was not.

Days after posting our prediction, UT lost.  Then, this weekend, you guessed it, Penn State lost.

Ouch.

We don’t know what this means for Obama [or our terrible ability to predict the future], but if this is any indication as to what the future holds, you might consider stocking up on a lot of dry goods this afternoon.