Don’t let the recent Fox News fame fool you, Luke Hatzis is still one of us. He puts his pants on one leg at a time.  And to prove it, we decided to dig a little deeper and show you the real Luke.

For all the FamousDC fans who’ve emailed us, wanting to know who this Luke guy is, we proudly present … a day in the life of the Gatekeeper: [according to anonymous tipsters that know him well]

6:01 a.m. – wake up
6:02 a.m. – roll over and tell Jessica Alba look alike, “be right back”
6:03 a.m. – run 10 miles
6:07 a.m. – return from run
6:07 a.m. and a few seconds later  – think about resting
6:08 a.m. – realize there’s no time for that
6:09 a.m. – wake up Jessica
6:11 a.m. – toss around some weights
6:18 a.m. – work out over, hit the shower
6:20 a.m. – Jessica makes coffee
6:25 a.m. – hop on laptop and read staging.famousdc.com
6:26 a.m. – Jessica makes breakfast
6:27 a.m. – break up with Jessica
6:30 a.m. – email Megyn Kelly a few pointers before her show
6:35 a.m. – warm coffee back up by “mean mugging” it
6:45 a.m. – Sports Center
6:50 a.m. – think about how many people wish they were you
7:10 a.m. – still thinking…
7:20 a.m. – walk the dog
7:20 a.m. – email FamousDC and grant them a Famous5 interview
7:30 a.m. – ask driver to warm up the car
7:32 a.m. – talk to agent about firing up a blog
7:45 a.m. – walk outside to car
7:46 a.m. – read WSJ, WaPo, CQ, Hill, Roll Call, Politico, CD AM
7:47 a.m. – scan Playbook
7:50 a.m. – arrive at work, ask driver to stop 3 blocks away
7:55 a.m. – walk to Capitol South, act like normal hill staffer
8:01 a.m. – set-up for Conference meeting
8:02 a.m. – wish that Wake Up Call came out an hour earlier
8:04 a.m. – 8 p.m. – guarding the door – just doing his job