100% A game = tricking your girlfriend into asking YOU to marry HER.

We think only an NBA All-Star could pull this off. Still, it is pretty bad ass when you throw your girl off the trail by promising dinner with Obama and then you have a moon bounce and Mos Def shows up to her surprise engagement party. Why couldn’t we have been NBA basketball blogging super star?

Click thru for a picture of the ROCK and read below for some key advice from Agent Zero.

Agent Zero: The Blog File — My Girlfriend Proposed to Me

When Is the Wedding Date?
This is a man law.
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The man law has been passed on by men regarding engagement and I just found out about it: You should prolong your engagement as long as you can.
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I thought it was because the men were scared to get married. No. That’s not it. It’s because of life in the bedroom disappearing once you get married. Married men don’t have that, so they figure the longer you can stay engaged, there’s more love.
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So, I’ll probably set the wedding date for 2027. I figure by then, I’m not going to be focused on the bedroom anymore.