Happy Monday morning. Speaker Pelosi says the bailout is cooler than cool. Financial power shifts from NYC to DC. Hill staff, reporters, Kim, Jay, and Olga all worked this weekend. Monday is the new Wednesday.

Here’s a list of things that get on our nerves to go with your morning coffee.

On our last nerve:

Slow drivers on the beltway
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Weekend emails from Stip and Alexis
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Cowboys fans
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Parking garage at the Capitol Hill Harris Teeter
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Brett Favre blowing up when we bench him
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Tourists on segways

On a somber note … RIP