I think we can all agree on one thing, as we stand by clutching our piggy banks, anxiously awaiting tonight’s debates – wouldn’t they be much more interesting if there was alcohol involved?

Fear not.  We present to you, the debate drinking game. 

You must drink when…

When McCain refers to the moderator as “my friend” or the audience as “my friends”

When anyone brings up “suspending the campaign”

It’s a Social when Sarah Palin is mentioned!

Finish whatever you are drinking if McCain loses his temper!

When someone starts quoting dollar figures (for example: 700 billion)

h/t author David H. Schleicher, who just so happened to write the rules.