He’s so busy he has no time to shave – barely has time to bathe, and as for the treadmill, forget about it.

But, in true Michael Moore fashion, he has found time to toot his own horn.  From his most recent column:

Obama, at some point, might be asked this question: “Michael Moore has endorsed you. But he recently said (fill in the blank with some outrageously offensive line taken out of context). Will you still accept his endorsement, or do you denounce him?”
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And he better denounce me, or they will tear him to shreds. He had better back away not only from me but from anyone and everyone who veers a bit too far to the left of where his advisers have told him is the sweet spot for all those red-state voters. I won’t take it personally. After all, I’m not the guy who married him or baptized his kids. I’m just the idiot who went to the same terrorist, Muslim school of flag-pin desecrators he went to.

Well, apparently a FDC reader didn’t take too kind to Moore’s attempt at staying relevant.

Enjoy this rant…

This is probably the best/worst thing I’ve seen in a while. My personal favorite is item #6.
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I mean really, Mikey? Really?? Not to get all on dat Foxworthy tip…but: “You might be irrelevant…if you actually write a column arguing for your own relevance.”
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#6: “Denouce me!”
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Really?? When did Obama become Doubting Peter? Oh, and when did Mikey Moore become (a much, much huskier) JC?

All good questions if you ask us.