This “job opening” has been making the rounds on the hill during this slow recess week:

Staff Assistant – Congressman Hova’s Office has an immediate opening for a Staff Assistant.  Responsibilities include running the streets, stacking cheese, and assisting House offices in tasks such as rain making and “tricking hoes in polo clothes”. Applicants should be motivated, detail-oriented, possess excellent knowledge of gangsterness.  Please send resume to H to the Izzo V to the izzay at [email protected].  NO SNITCHES!