What would a Paris Hilton Administration look like?

Ramin Setoodeh: Ms. Hilton Goes to Washington

Our favorite of Adam McKay’s top 7:

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue would become more Parisian in other ways. “Instead of a bowling alley in the basement of the White House, Paris would have a Pilates studio. And, oh, yeah, she’d have foam parties in the Oval Office for the White House staff and old girlfriends from boarding school.”