Dear NRSC,

You raised over $13.5 million dollars last night for the President’s Dinner, but you only had one freaking bar! I saw Members of Congress give up on the bar line after standing there for 20 minutes with no service. Four bartenders for 500+ people?  If you never intended to serve us alcohol, you could’ve just told us, we would’ve brought our own.  Lord knows we needed something  in order to wash down that God awful dinner you served us.

Come on! We had better organized parties in college.

Sincerely,

One “Not even close to hungover, because the bar line was too long” Republican

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