Here’s today’s Craigslist DC want ad of the day.

Looking to buy some of the used flipflop costumes that all the smartass Republicans made during the 2004 election to mock John Kerry’s indecision. These will be lovingly cared for and re-used during the run-up to the 2008 presidential election to mock John McCain for his dual-pandering on:
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– Bush’s tax cuts for the rich
– opposition to the use of torture
– campaign finance reform
– the overturning of Roe v. Wade
– and many more!

The only thing left to ask – after the campaign buys these, which poor Obama intern is going to have to cram their ass into the dolphin costume? And shouldn’t they be able to afford new ones?

Have you missed other want ads?  They’re all right here.