Remember Tom DeLay? Well, after he walked away from congress, folks came from everywhere, circus included, to replace him. Including her. A man in love with himself. And at one time, this guy, who tried to run, but was told it would be best if he just quietly went away.

Well, Mayor Dave Wallace doesn’t want to be quiet anymore.

Wallace, who just so happens to be the current mayor of Sugar Land, TX, is apparently also the Mayor of VH1.

Hold on tight, you might just fall out of your chair.