WaPo: Chris Cooley, Tackled by True Love

Captain Chaos is settling down! Redskins tight end Chris Cooley will marry former Redskins cheerleader Christy Oglevee tonight in Loudoun County.
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“I’m crazy about her,” Cooley, 25, told us yesterday. “She’s the most influential person in my life. We’re extremely good friends as well as in love.”

Chris, we’ll always love you, but why did you let her dress you for this photo? You better start standing up now, or you’ll be wearing this crap for the rest of your life.