Have you ever wondered how your life would be different if you were a famous NFL player for the Washington Redskins?

Luckily for us, Chris Cooley takes us straight to the action on his personal blog, where he recently answered a few questions about the NFL draft:

If I was to build my own draft guru what would his or her characteristics be?
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I would take Mel Kiper’s arrogant, know it all personality and put it into some really hot chick. The girl from the movie Transformers would be great. I would watch the draft all day. Really though, I think it would be hard to imagine any other draft guru besides Kiper.
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A Punter?
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I know really. A punter? Hopefully he can kick the shit out of the ball. I mean he did win the Ray Guy award.

I wonder what Cooley does off the field…

I’ve spent countless hours making all kinds of sketches. I’ve sported a variety of sharpie tattoos to practice. 80’s rocker shorts were a big hit in the locker room. My all time favorite time consumer has to be completely coloring a piece of paper with a ball point pen. (A guaranteed 8 hours worth of work).

More Cooley:

I feel like a 17 year old kid living the biggest dream of my life. I know I act like a 17 year old kid most of the time, I get that from my dad. I am completely spontaneous. Not a day goes by when I complete half the plans that I began that day with and I love it. My mind races from idea to idea, but this allows me to be interested in so many things. I can very easily decide I’m going to spend the week relaxing at home and end up on a flight to Vegas the next day.

Chris also answers questions from fans — so get over there and ask #47 what’s on your mind! Here’s our favorite:

Who would win in a tag team match between Chris and Christy and Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson?
Cooley: The tag team match would start off with Christy and Jessica in the ring. Someone would come out of the stands with a cooler of beer and a couple of stools for Tony and I. We would proceed to sit ringside and high-five while clothes were furiously ripped off. In my world the match would end in Jes tapping out to a vicious choke hold, and I wouldn’t be surprised if Christy dropped an elbow on her before she poured beer all over herself to celebrate.

Coooooooooooley joins Gilbert Arenas as famous DC sports stars with their own blog. [Stay in DC Agent Zero!]

UPDATE: Chris also blogs every Wednesday in the Cooley Zone on Yahoo! Shutdown Corner