Unless you’re a female, who graduated from a school whose mascot is a spoiled collie, and you have a hell of a time walking in high-heeled shoes, you need not apply for a job with Texas Republican Louie Gohmert. [$ubscription]

Gohmert  just hired four new staffers – all of them female, three of them Texas A&M grads and two of them have trouble “skedaddling” down the halls of the Capitol without ending up on their rear-ends.

I’m sure UT fans are not surprised that the school trying to trick people into thinking beef brisket is healthy, can’t walk in heels.