Leave it up to the New York Post for such wildly entertaining news:

“Hillary Rodham Clinton’s pit-bull pollster and chief strategist Mark Penn has his Washington, DC, neighborhood in an uproar. He recently started multimillion-dollar renovations on his house on O Street in Georgetown, but didn’t alert anyone beforehand, said one local.”

According to the Post, Penn is putting in an underground garage (smart) and a home office (might need that sooner than later).

So why are neighbors chapped.

” His yard is an ugly, huge gaping hole that looks like the descent into hell. Then he put a Port-a-Potty on the lawn.”

Clinton’s camp was called for comment, but surprisingly passed.