Passengers feel free to move about the cabin [and take your clothes off]

Will Ferrell has a power lunch [sans baby Jesus]

Tiger Woods impressed by Obama [pitch shot]

Barbaro’s Ashes Headed to Churchill Downs [by a nose]

Congress to raise alpacas to aid struggling economy [nice cardigans]

Get paid $35 for what? [booty call]

Do you have change for a dollar so I can get my weed? [hash it out]

McCain to attend CPAC [go crazy, seriously]

Giants vs. Patriots [game time]

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