No More Rice and Beans

Concert pianist Condoleezza Rice just upgraded her menu.  [moving on and cashing in]

Famously Wanted

Here’s today’s Craigslist DC want ad of the day.

Wanted: over the door shoe rack

Bush, looking to start a collection.

Famously Wanted

Here’s today’s Craigslist DC Chicago want ad of the day.

“I am doing an illustrated comedy book…I am looking for funny, true but not totally gross poop stories.”

Does Blago making poopy when the cops beat on his door, count?

Famously Wanted

Here’s today’s Craigslist DC want ad of the day.

Looking for an old blobsled. Can be old and in any condition.

Mitt Romney hoping to relive the glory days as an honorary Olympian - or perhaps just looking for décor for his new $12 million mansion.

Famously Wanted

Here’s today’s Craigslist DC want ad of the day.

Looking to buy some of the used flipflop costumes that all the smartass Republicans made during the 2004 election to mock John Kerry’s indecision. These will be lovingly cared for and re-used during the run-up to the 2008 presidential election to mock John McCain for his dual-pandering on:
…

- Bush’s tax cuts for the rich
- opposition to the use of torture
- campaign finance reform
- the overturning of Roe v. Wade
- and many more!

The only thing left to ask - after the campaign buys these, which poor Obama intern is going to have to cram their ass into the dolphin costume? And shouldn’t they be able to afford new ones?

Have you missed other want ads?  They’re all right here.

Famously Wanted

Here’s today’s Craigslist DC want ad of the day.

Are you looking to get rid of a LEGO collection?

Both political parties looking for something to do, while nobody works to fix gas prices.

Famously Wanted

Here’s today’s Craigslist DC want ad of the day.

LOOKING FOR A LAWYER TO DEFEND ME …

Could be one of many GOPers.

Famously Wanted

Here’s today’s Craigslist DC want ad of the day.

Need Crawlspace Cleared…

Is Hillary looking to hide disappear for a while?

Famously Wanted [Tap the Keg]

Here’s today’s Craigslist DC want ad of the day.

I’m looking to get a refrigerator so I can build a kegerator for my house…

Congressman Kagen, that’s awfully clever of you.

Famously Wanted [Hammock Rides]

Here’s today’s Craigslist DC want ad of the day.

Looking for a hammock stand. Must be able to support at least 250 lbs…

Because even Al Gore enjoys a nice, leisurely hammock nap during the unbearable summer months- brought to us by global warming.

Famously Wanted

Here’s today’s Craigslist DC want ad of the day.

I’m looking for moving boxes and am happy to pick up…

Could be any one of the many Clinton staffers.

Famously Wanted

Here’s today’s Craigslist DC want ad of the day.

I need sand …

Perhaps Scott McClellan is looking to bury his head in it.

Famously Wanted

Here’s today’s Craigslist DC want ad of the day.

“Hello, I am looking for turtle shells . If you are out hiking or just happen to come across any please pick them up. I will buy them from you . I do not want live turtles, to take them out of there habitat would be cruel .I am just looking for shells from turtles that have died naturally.Sometimes I have found them in train tracks,they get stuck not run over just stuck and die.Sad. So if you find any please contact me.”

Any chance Jim Traficant has internet access?

Famously Wanted

Here’s today’s Craigslist DC want ad of the day.

I have a Greasecar that runs on used veggie oil. I have a large trip coming up and I am trying to gather 150 gallons so if you have any you used for frying or whatever that you do not need let me know. I can pickup from anywhere in the area. I will gladly clean out a restaurant’s old oil as well. I can filter myself.

Probably not posted by a member of the GOP.

Famously Wanted

Here’s today’s Craigslist DC want ad of the day.

Odd request, but I just need a safe sane man who can lift a medium sized microwave and carry it from my highrise apartment to my car in the parking lot. I don’t have money to pay you for your assistance. Is there any safe, sane man who has a few minutes on his hands to do a little kind work? Please have evening or weekend availability.

Ron Paul has unfortunately been disqualified.

PS: If you’re asking for help and willing pay zero dollars, we’d suggest you be a little more flexible on your times.

Famously Wanted

Here’s today’s ad of the day via Craigslist DC.

Wanted: Need two guys and a truck to help me move…

Vito, is that you?

Famously Wanted

Here’s today’s wanted ad of the day via Craigslist DC.

“I really want a round bed…”

Don’t ask questions- just assume this person is scared of shapes with sharp edges. They’re also looking for shag carpet, a disco ball and swing that can be hung from the ceiling.