Archive for 'Want Ads'

ISO: Beautiful DC Insider

Posted on 26. Oct, 2009 by .

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You can’t make these up. Craigslist: Beautiful DC Insider (Washington, DC) H/T – K Street Kate

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UPDATE: Georgetown Sophomore Already Senior Management

Posted on 20. Oct, 2009 by .

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Earlier this week we told you about a Georgetown sophomore looking to hire a personal assistant for $12/hour [jobs created] To be honest, when we asked where to send our resume, we never thought we would get a call back. Then we opened up the ole tip box yesterday and found this gem: Our favorite: [...]

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Famously Wanted: Bubble Wrap

Posted on 08. Sep, 2009 by .

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Here’s today’s Craigslist DC want ad of the day. If anyone has any clean bubble wrap and packing paper for free, I would be so thankful if I could have them. I need them for packing lots of fragile glassware and would appreciate any. Thanks so much! Van Jones packing up his office and staying [...]

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No More Rice and Beans

Posted on 23. Jan, 2009 by .

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Concert pianist Condoleezza Rice just upgraded her menu.  [moving on and cashing in]

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Famously Wanted

Posted on 16. Dec, 2008 by .

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Here’s today’s Craigslist DC want ad of the day. Wanted: over the door shoe rack Bush, looking to start a collection.

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Famously Wanted

Posted on 12. Dec, 2008 by .

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Here’s today’s Craigslist DC Chicago want ad of the day. “I am doing an illustrated comedy book…I am looking for funny, true but not totally gross poop stories.” Does Blago making poopy when the cops beat on his door, count?

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Famously Wanted

Posted on 11. Jun, 2008 by .

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Here’s today’s Craigslist DC want ad of the day. Looking for an old blobsled. Can be old and in any condition. Mitt Romney hoping to relive the glory days as an honorary Olympian – or perhaps just looking for décor for his new $12 million mansion.

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Famously Wanted

Posted on 10. Jun, 2008 by .

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Here’s today’s Craigslist DC want ad of the day. Looking to buy some of the used flipflop costumes that all the smartass Republicans made during the 2004 election to mock John Kerry’s indecision. These will be lovingly cared for and re-used during the run-up to the 2008 presidential election to mock John McCain for his [...]

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Famously Wanted

Posted on 09. Jun, 2008 by .

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Here’s today’s Craigslist DC want ad of the day. Are you looking to get rid of a LEGO collection? Both political parties looking for something to do, while nobody works to fix gas prices.

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Famously Wanted

Posted on 06. Jun, 2008 by .

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Here’s today’s Craigslist DC want ad of the day. LOOKING FOR A LAWYER TO DEFEND ME … Could be one of many GOPers.

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Famously Wanted

Posted on 05. Jun, 2008 by .

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Here’s today’s Craigslist DC want ad of the day. Need Crawlspace Cleared… Is Hillary looking to hide disappear for a while?

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Famously Wanted [Tap the Keg]

Posted on 04. Jun, 2008 by .

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Here’s today’s Craigslist DC want ad of the day. I’m looking to get a refrigerator so I can build a kegerator for my house… Congressman Kagen, that’s awfully clever of you.

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Famously Wanted [Hammock Rides]

Posted on 03. Jun, 2008 by .

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Here’s today’s Craigslist DC want ad of the day. Looking for a hammock stand. Must be able to support at least 250 lbs… Because even Al Gore enjoys a nice, leisurely hammock nap during the unbearable summer months- brought to us by global warming.

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Famously Wanted

Posted on 02. Jun, 2008 by .

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Here’s today’s Craigslist DC want ad of the day. I’m looking for moving boxes and am happy to pick up… Could be any one of the many Clinton staffers.

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Famously Wanted

Posted on 30. May, 2008 by .

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Here’s today’s Craigslist DC want ad of the day. I need sand … Perhaps Scott McClellan is looking to bury his head in it.

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