Archive for 'Rantworthy'
Fantasy Rant Week 17
Posted on 06. Jan, 2012 by Redneck Genius.
It’s the final fantasy football rant of the year and I’m as excited to see this crap come to an end as you are. It’s hard on a guy sucking this bad at something week in and week out, just ask the Redskins.After a long season of bad Chris Berman impressions, cheap shots at people [...]
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Fantasy Rant Week 16
Posted on 30. Dec, 2011 by Redneck Genius.
Very mediocre weekend with not a lot of scoring. No, I’m not talking about being married, but I might as well be. I’ve got some big items to get to so we’re going to make this a Chaz Bono – short on top and fat in the middle. (Second Chaz Bono reference of the year [...]
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Fantasy Rant Week 15
Posted on 21. Dec, 2011 by Redneck Genius.
You guys are going to have to deal with the fact that I had to write this in less than an hour because I have stuff to do re: Jesus’ birthday. Even chumps like me get vacation. When you gotta go, you gotta go. Let’s get to it: 1. If you’re a Tebow fan [...]
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Famously Rantworthy: Mariah the Cougar
Posted on 13. Dec, 2011 by Ms. B Hayden.
As a 27 yr old, straight female – I already feel guilty enough when I check out a hot guy and then look down to see his intern badge of honor hanging from his pleated pants. So you can only imagine how distraught I was as I watched a video of Mariah the Mama Cougar [...]
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Fantasy Rant Week 13
Posted on 09. Dec, 2011 by Redneck Genius.
I must start with an apology to all of you who flipped out last week thinking your playoffs had started. I was focusing on one of my leagues with a more extensive than usual playoff period. For those of you who read my rant, cut all of your players to the waiver wire and sent [...]
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Fantasy Football Rant | Week 9
Posted on 10. Nov, 2011 by Redneck Genius.
We have a big announcement this week here in Fantasy Rant Land. Due to the fact I went to a state school, I’m 45 percent illiterate. So we have an editor now and her name is Meg. While we’re not sure if she throws like a girl, we do know that she is smart, funny [...]
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Capitol Hill Bingo
Posted on 29. Sep, 2011 by nolongerfamous.
Capitol Hill is full of funny, bizarre and otherwise interesting moments that don’t happen anywhere else in this country – moments happen at least once, if not multiple times a day. Most of us ignore them, because they’ve become so common, while others of us can’t believe they continue to happen. Well, over-worked and under-paid [...]
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Rantworthy: R.I.P. Tune Inn
Posted on 17. Aug, 2010 by fdc.
Something on your mind? Need to Rant? Email famousdc@gmail.com Tune Inn joins DC reality television craze, crushing hearts more than their mozzarella sticks The successful opening of Chef Spike’s tourist-beloved We the Pizza and the Silk Road-length lines outside Georgetown Cupcake have proven that television celebrity can add cold hard cash to District businesses’ bottom [...]
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Fantasy Football Rant
Posted on 25. Nov, 2009 by fdc.
Sorry for the two week absence. I pulled a Rick Williams and was detained by African Authorities until they confirmed that I was not in fact Bob Saget. I did learn that banging an Olson twin isn’t a dream confined to the 57 states we call America. Let’s skip the foreplay and go directly to [...]
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Fantasy Football 09 – Pre-Season Rant
Posted on 10. Sep, 2009 by fdc.
By: Brad Kanus There’s nothing better than fantasy football to get your mind off the rapidly collapsing social foundation of our nation. I’m still not able to keep solid food down since seeing a CNN report featuring my uncle Fred and my grandmother at a rally where the anchor accused them of “teabagging” together. My [...]
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Rantworthy: Open Letter to the Airline Industry
Posted on 04. Jun, 2009 by fdc.
Something on your mind? Need to Rant? Email famousdc@gmail.com Rantworthy: Open Letter to the Airline Industry Dear Airline Industry, It’s been a while since we talked and I’d like to address a few issues with you if you’ll take time out of your busy schedule of practicing the hammer throw with my luggage. I applaud [...]
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Rantworthy: Um, You Do Understand They’re Not Going to Drop Them Off in Times Square With Twenty Bucks and Two Tickets to Rent, Right?
Posted on 07. May, 2009 by fdc.
The following rant was submitted by a very passionate citizen. It comes to you in its entirety. ——– In joining other House Republicans to pitch legislation that would effectively block any Git-mo detainees from "touching" U.S. soil, Rep. Pete King on Thursday went for the lowest of the low hanging fruit: “The thought of having [...]
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Rantworthy: Ticked Off Metro Rider
Posted on 17. Apr, 2009 by Redneck Genius.
Memo To: WMATA, the guys who hand out the 37 different free papers at Metro Stations and the GW Kids Trying to Sell Me Krispy Kremes From: Ticked Off Metro Rider Re: You Suck … Every morning, I get up, take care of the assorted rituals that make me acceptable in the work place (showering, [...]
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Missed Connection: Sorry I Thought You Were a Hooker
Posted on 02. Mar, 2009 by Redneck Genius.
We’ve been known to get some interesting tips, but this one takes the cake. The tip, along with the Craigslist "Missed Connection" ad was entitled: "Sorry I Thought You Were a Hooker." It’s a story of a male DC resident who’s desperately trying to reunite with a young lady he recently met in Las Vegas. [...]
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Rantworthy: Confessions of a Silver Ticket Survivor
Posted on 27. Jan, 2009 by Redneck Genius.
Here at FamousDC, we not only get tips, story ideas and other inappropriate electronic messages, but sometimes we’re sent very colorful emails from readers who simply want to rant about something that has them all fired up. The latest submission comes from Travis Hare. And while his story is less of a rant, it’s definitely [...]
