Today is 9.02.10

Mary Katharine Ham

Today is 9.02.10. We should celebrate by all wearing the same dress & glaring at each other. Happy 90210 Day! 

Tea Party T-Shirts For the “Grossly Misinformed”

A new internet website just popped up and they’re selling t-shirts just in time for fall.

The Tea Party might have a quasi-mainstream official platform, but it also seems to be a magnet for far right loonies, angry racists, borderline psychotics and those that are simply grossly misinformed.

These shirts are for those fringe nutjobs that make the Tea Party rallies so much fun to read about.

Check out the shirts here.

h/t Lazy Hazy’s Wife

Hostage Situation at Discovery Communications Building

Welcome to the wired world: Hostage Taking 2.0

Here’s a link to the gunman’s manifesto. That link is farked, try this one.

Live streaming [Fox 5 News]

And here’s a picture snapped by an employee:

UPDATE: The photo is a picture of a plainclothes officer – not the gunman.

UPDATE: Follow the Washingtonian’s Twitter feed for breaking news on this.

Pregnant Demons Having Tea with Glenn Beck

…perhaps that should be the name of our next rock band. [byt]

big h/t to Brightest Young Things

Brian Montopoli vs. Glenn Beck #CrowdWars

The CBS News vs. Fox News battle heats up as Brian Montopoli explains the science behind their Glenn Beck rally crowd calculations.

CBS News: Glenn Beck “Restoring Honor” Rally Crowd Estimate Explained

Bipartisan Fish Story

Reeled in from Mike Allen’s Playbook:

THE BIPARTISAN ADVENTURES of the DNC communications director and Boehner’s new-media director — @woodhouseb: “With @nickschaper. Were fishing the mouth of the Chester tearing them up. Headed home and ran out of gas. Waiting now for tow boat us. … @nickschaper and I got back across the bay at around 10:30. Never like to be stranded on the water – but this wasn’t a bad night for it.”

Campaigning 101: Marty Lamb’s Barf Bag

If you’re a candidate running for office and looking for an interesting campaign gimmick, the “barf bag” handout is always a solid option.

A Republican candidate for Congress [Marty Lamb] is hoping an unusual campaign gimmick can help him “sack” his opponent in November.

“This is a barf bag. They’re not to be used in real life, but it’s to get the message out,” Lamb said.

The message: If Congress is making you sick, then vote in somebody new like the Holliston real estate lawyer, who is running against Democratic incumbent Jim McGovern.

Stay tuned next month when Marty unveils the Congressional toilet seat cover with the tag-line, “in times when you have to cover your own ass.”

Hurricane Katrina: Then and Now

Amazing before and after pictures courtesy of CNN.com:

In the five years since Hurricane Katrina devastated the Gulf Coast, some areas have rebuilt while others remain unchanged. CNN photographers and iReporters collaborated in a powerful past-meets-present photography project to show what the region looks like today.

View them all.

Oh…Canada: Winnipeg’s Mayor Kicks Kid In the Face

In America, when a mayor kicks a kid in the face, either his opponent instantly has the perfect campaign ad, or HE instantly has the
perfect campaign ad. [sort of depends on where you're mayor].

Bill and Hillary Shake Their Tailfeathers [Photo]

We’re told it was mildly uncomfortable for everybody watching.  [We think it's terrific]

On the eve of former president Bill Clinton’s 64th birthday, Bill and Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton rocked-it-baby-all-night long under the tent at the annual “Summer” party hosted by Brooke and Dan Neidich at their estate in East Hampton’s private Georgica Association. The community was once the summer retreat of New England ministers, academics, and their families — and is still the last, best (albeit unaffordable) relic of the small township that once was East Hampton.

The party blazed on until 6 a.m.

Your WTF of the Week: And It’s Only Monday

This won’t be topped:

Minneapolis will pay $165,000 to zombies
The Minneapolis city attorney’s office has decided to pay seven zombies and their attorney $165,000.

At the time of their arrest, the Zombies had no IDs.

Famously Quoteworthy: Ne-VAH-da

It’s only Monday, but this might be the lead of the week:

You know the old adage: You say to-MATE-o, I say to-MAHT-O. You say Ne-VAH-da, I punch you in the face.

Nevada state legislators get real fired up about how you pronounce their state’s name. [real fired up]

The Geosocial Universe @JESS3

The fine folks at JESS3 have been working to accurately depict the size of the key players in the geo / social space.

They released this earlier today:

Inside the Mind and Inbox of Charlie Rangel

Yesterday the U.S. House of Representatives reconvened so Congressman Charlie Rangel could take to the House floor and defend the charges placed against him by the House Ethics Committee.

Today we were lucky enough to get a real-time look inside the Harlem Congressman’s Gmail inbox.

FamousDC Presents … Inside the Mind and Inbox of Charlie Rangel

Click on the picture in order to increase the size.

Related: Inbox of Rahm Emanuel

Is Jason Bourne Working For Metro?

We were a little spooked when we heard about the Department of Homeland security issuing a warning to Metro regarding a potential threat.  However, we felt a ton better when we read that some guy named “David Webb” was on the case for Metro.

“The information that we have has a low level of credibility,” said David Webb of the Metro Transit Police. “There is not a lot of information that suggests a time or place where this person is even capable of conducting such a crime.”  [low cred]

For those of you who aren’t as intelligent or savvy as us, David Webb is the birth name of a little amnesia-ridden-global-bad guy-ass kicker better known as Jason Bourne. It’s all over the interwebs:

So fear not public transit patrons. Metro has got the situation under control. Let’s just hope they don’t put him behind the wheel of one of the buses.

Loving Levi: The Road to the Mayor’s Office

Levi Johnston might get his very own reality teevee show.  [who's surprised?]

Johnston will run for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska — yes, the same job that propelled Sarah Palin to governor of that state (and later, the vice presidential nomination) — in a new reality project being pitched by Stone and Co.

“Loving Levi: The Road to the Mayor’s Office” will center on Johnston’s newfound fame as the baby daddy to Palin’s grandson, Tripp…

Johnston’s candidacy isn’t as far-fetched as it sounds: Wasilla’s current mayor, lawyer Verne E. Rupright, won the seat in 2008 with 466 votes — less than 100 from his nearest competitor, who received 373…

This has train wreck written all over it and America couldn’t be more excited.

Famously Quoteworthy: Rat Packed

Dick Armey on John Boehner:

…[he's] “the Dean Martin of American politics. He’s so cool, every man should hate him.”

h/t Paul Bedard

Speaker of the House 2.0 @SpeakerPelosi

Just as the Founding Fathers imagined …

Speaker Pelosi just reconvened the U.S. House of Representatives via a Tweet.

Speaker Pelosi:

I will be calling the House back into session early next week to save teachers’ jobs and help seniors & children

Blackberry updates are ruining August vacations at beaches across the country.

And Biz Stone’s head is likely exploding.

UPDATE: Congressional Twitter Wars: Pelosi vs. Boehner

House Republican Leader Boehner Tweeted out his own version of the House’s Summer School Session.

GOP Leader:

It’s official: Dems to call House back on Tuesday to pass more “stimulus” spending, “paid for” with new job-killing tax on U.S. job creators

Fitness Friday by @sarahstanley

I can’t believe August starts this weekend! Didn’t we just leave behind #snowpocalypse? It seems a distant memory as we have now entered the #heatpocalypse phase.  When’s its this hot out, eating anything other then ice cream is a challenge. Part of a exercising and working out is eating right. Here are some cool meal ideas without the tons of calories and fat!

#1) Shake It Baby! I am obsessed with shake’s. Maybe it’s throwing everything into the blender & pushing start and 11.3 seconds later I am done. Take a peach, throw in some 0% Greek Yogurt, ice cubes, dash of cinnamon, little milk, little OJ and you have protein and fruit to start (or end) your day. Cheers to the shake!

#2) Farmers Market. Summer time is one time when eating right is a little easier. By shopping for fresh fruits and vegetables you aren’t only helping area farmers, saving fuel and being eco friendly (because we ALL know how important that is) but fresh produce can inspire some yummy dishes. This week I made a delicious Heirloom Tomato and Beet Salad. Go ahead judge me, but I have a little secret that will make you forget about the beet part. Chop up some fresh mint, add a dash of olive oil and you have a wonderful salad. I dare you to try it. Yes, I said dare.

#3) Be A Champion! It’s true. If you eat your Wheaties you’ll be smarter & stronger. I highly recommend Steel Cut Oats. They lower on the glycemic index which means less chance of a sugar spike. Add some fresh fruit (did I mention how much I love peaches?) a little Almond milk and you will have a fabulous day! If you don’t blame it on the heat

Sarah Stanley is a sarcastic ultra marathoner who enjoys running, yoga and dreaming of visiting Australia. Follow her on Twitter @sarahstanley or visit www.sarahstanleyinspired.com

Capitol Hill: Hot in Herre

Strasburg didn’t pitch last night and thousands of fans were disappointed. And then today The Hill’s 50 Most Beautiful People is released.

Peaks and valleys, man. Peaks and valleys.

Yes, the only power list in Washington that puts staff assistants ahead of Members of Congress and Chiefs of Staff is here.

So let’s all review today’s conversation starter that just made a 24-year old staff assistant from Huntsville, Alabama, Alexis Latifi, FamousDC.

The Hill: 50 Most Beautiful People

Speaking of Alabama, FishbowlDC’s Betsy Rothestein noted yesterday (“Alabama Hot“) that much like college football, the southern state dominated.

1. Alexis Latifi, a rare gem

5. Ben Duham, Almost Famous

6. Nichelle Williams, Sweet home Alabama

Take us to the list Nelly!

Famously Tweeted: Vegas, Baby

The Right Online Conference took place this past weekend in Las Vegas.  Since we weren’t invited, we had to turn to Twitter to find out whether or not the conference was a success.

Apparently it was:

@joetaxpayer: I have recently been advised “the uglier the hooker, the better the drugs…” #VegasWisdom

How do we go about getting invited next year?

Fitness Friday by @sarahstanley

This is one of the hottest Summers in a decade. Maybe Summer heard that we had one of the worst Winters in history and wanted to make headline news as well. We are in DC after all! Here are 3 tips to staying cool while you workout.

#1) Early Bird Stays Cool. If you run, walk or ride (that would be on a bike powered by your legs) roll out of bed & get in your workout early. You’ll stay cooler (and keep the birds company). You’ll be a better person for it too.

#2) Hydrate, Hydrate, Hydrate. This means, drink water. Limit your Happy Hour visits.

#3) Get Your Tech On. Wear technical clothing, this means saying no to that cotton t-shirt & opting for moisture wicking gear. You want to stay cool while you sweat (if there is such a thing). There are tons of awesome “technical” clothing out there. Go buy some. That’s one way to get our economy back!

Instead of hitting happy hour, burn some stress & calories at the same time. Here are some places to get your sweat on.

Stroga in Adams Morgan offers a community class at 10:15am on Saturday morning. For 1.5 hours you can not only explore your inner Down Dog but also help a local charity. A donation is your entry fee. Because as you know, everything always comes back to charity. Remember where you live?

Feel like running? Join Georgetown Running Company on M Street by the Key Bridge on Wednesday evenings at 7:00pm for a fun, no-person-left-behind run. Afterward you can join the gang for a beer (or a glass of water) at a local hangout.

Feeling adventurous? Go introduce your legs to the famous Exorcist Stairs on M Street. Bring water, a towel and determination. You will need it. Don’t forget to tell your loved ones where you went. Just in case.

Itching to run a race? In the dark? Head over to Arlington, VA for the Crystal City Twilighter 5k. Its a cool (okay hot) race. It starts at 8:00pm, (but get there early to ensure you don’t miss the pre-race action). Yep, a dark road race- its not called Twilighter for nothing! After you run, you might just want to opt for a cold shower. But normal showers are of course an option too. After you cooled off, enjoy the fabulous post party. Beer anyone?

Eiffel Tower anyone? Well here’s your chance. Head over to CycleLifeUSA on K Street in Georgetown Sunday at 12noon where you can watch the final sprint of the Tour de France into Paris (okay, you won’t be face to face with Lance, but the big screen will make you feel like it). This is your chance to take a break, enjoy free food & drink (who doesn’t like that?!) and embrace your inner cyclist. Come on, you know you want to!

Don’t sit at home this weekend (or the week ahead), get out & get active!

Sarah Stanley is a sarcastic ultra marathoner who enjoys running, yoga and dreaming of visiting Australia. Follow her on Twitter @sarahstanley or visit www.sarahstanleyinspired.com

Capitol Complex Lunch Signs Still Baffle [Take Three]

Once is funny.  Twice is worrisome.  Three times is unacceptable.

Dear Restaurant Associates: It’s time to hire a copy editor.

*Note: Perhaps the turkey is so old it tastes like shrimp.  If that’s the case, we apologize.

h/t: William Allison

Who Doesn’t Enjoy Strange Gifts From British Prime Ministers?

And why not…

David Cameron presents Barack Obama with graffiti art

A painting by a graffiti artist was among the official gifts to Barack Obama from David Cameron on his first trip to Washington as prime minister. [exchange policy]

He also gave him a half-eaten Snickers, three “I voted” stickers, a rusty soup can and a handful of almonds.

And now for your headline of the day.

Huffington Post’s Ryan Grim: Puff, Puff, Give: Lobbyists Plying Hill Staffers Through Congressional Cigar Association

As evening fell, guests lounged in the garden out back, sipping cold drinks and puffing away on what smelled like high-end cigars. Gary Pesh, owner of Old Virginia Tobacco and a member of the Congressional Cigar Association, said the event is just an excuse to “get together and have fun.” When asked about the conflict of interest inherent in allowing lobbyists to fund a congressional staff organization, dozens of attendees just continued wordlessly on up the red brick steps. “This is approved by the House, so we’re good,” one staffer said. (Another staffer told HuffPost that filming wasn’t allowed, though she was standing under a sign warning passersby that the area was under video surveillance.)

RELATED: FamousDC’s Media Ticket (July 10, 2008)

Director of National Drug Control Policy – Ryan Grim, Politico
This will be fun to watch. Director Grim will need a good press secretary if anyone is looking for a job. His weekly Eastern Shore Ken Kesey parties will become Page Six fodder.

Daily Caller Owns Keith Olbermann [Seriously, They Own Him]

Or at least his URL.  [weird, but funny]

Old Spice + Aaron Schock (R-Gym) = GOP New Media Gold

The ad wizards at Old Spice have launched a brilliant new media campaign that combines twitter, YouTube, and…abs. The deodorized are invited to submit questions to the Old Spice Man, who will answer them in short–and brilliant–YouTube videos.

Example: In this clip, the Toweled One responds to some guy named George, who apparently used to work in Washington.

What does this have to do with Congressman Bowflex? Everything.

If the GOP new media machine is serious about beating the Democrats on the interwebs and internets, it’s time they got off their collective pasty rear end and start shining a light on the tanned and toned abs of the Gentleman from Illinois. Imagine how much more popular YouCut would be if Congressman Schock answered constituent questions Old Spice style.

And while Aaron “Sporty Outfit” Schock has gotten plenty of coverage for his six pack, we don’t think he’s truly taken advantage of what is (we hope) his biggest asset…but we’re pretty sure this is his chance to make all that time at the gym pay off at the plate.

We know the Republican new media team is short-staffed and underfunded compared to their Democratic counterparts, so we took the liberty of getting them started with a little mock up.

Not the Onion: Bristol Palin, Levi Johnston are Engaged [To Each Other]

There are no words to describe this.  Actually, there are words, but none of the ones we attempted to use were even remotely appropriate.

Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston are back together and plan to get married.

Mama Grizzly apparently doesn’t know.

“We got engaged two weeks ago,” Bristol, 19, tells Us Weekly. “It felt right, even though we don’t have the approval of our parents.” In other words, Sarah Palin didn’t know Bristol and Levi and baby Tripp were breaking the news on the cover of Us.

Who loves the cover of US Magazine more, Levi or Bristol?   And how long will this engagement last? Our crystal ball says about 4-5 weeks.

Extreme Famous Morning Coffee

C-SPAN’s Howard Mortman takes his morning coffee Famous.

We hope Mr. Extreme continues to keep his coffee classy. We’re sure that he has no idea what we had to go through to get our gift over to C-SPAN world headquarters.

Happy Hump Day: Press Secretaries Only

We hope you’re enjoying recess.

Photo by: Christopher Gindlesperger, aka NotNotGindy

How to Fix the Economy By: Alvin Greene

We hear Drew Curtis had the same idea …

Taegan Goddard’s Political Wire: Alvin Greene’s Jobs Plan

In an interview with The Guardian, South Carolina U.S. Senate candidate Alvin Greene (D) discussed his “big idea” to create jobs in his state.

Said Greene: “Another thing we can do for jobs is make toys of me, especially for the holidays. Little dolls. Me. Like maybe little action dolls. Me in an army uniform, air force uniform, and me in my suit. They can make toys of me and my vehicle, especially for the holidays and Christmas for the kids. That’s something that would create jobs. So you see I think out of the box like that. It’s not something a typical person would bring up. That’s something that could happen, that makes sense. It’s not a joke.”

BP-Themed Board Game [Fun for the Whole Family!]

In the 1970s, BP and a gaming company called Printabox made a board game about offshore oil drilling. It was called BP Offshore Oil Strike. [no, seriously]

This is an actual BP-themed board game produced in the 70s by the Scottish toy company Printabox. It features all the high-speed excitement of oil exploration and pipeline laying, as well as the occasional “hazard card,” which informs the player that a blow-out at their oil rig is responsible for a massive oil slick that will cost a staggering $1 million to clean up.

Does this mean that today’s board games could be tomorrow’s crisis?

Mouse Trap destroys the National Zoo
Monopoly crumbles Wall Street

Please Take a Minute Today

And tell Chris Paulitz happy birthday.

DC Fireworks: 4th of July @BlairDC

Photo by: Christopher Gindlesperger, aka NotNotGindy

FamousDC Nightlife Correspondent @BlairDC brings us the best fireworks viewing options for everyone sticking around the city this weekend.

Washington DC is a spectacular place to celebrate July 4th. The National Mall, along with DC’s monuments and the U.S. Capitol, provides an exquisite and patriotic backdrop to America’s Independence celebrations.

But the question remains: what is the best place to watch the fireworks? Oh, AND enjoy a fun party!

For a traditional 4th full of history and fireworks, the ideal itinerary is:

Start at the National Archives (700 Pennsylvania Ave NW) with the 10am reading of the Declaration of Independence followed by the annual National Independence Parade (Constitution Avenue between 7th and 17th Sts NW). Afterwards, take a stroll through the Smithsonian Folklife Festival (National Mall, 14th St and Jefferson Drive SW). Grab some munchies and head over to “A Capitol Fourth” (at the US Capitol) which opens to the public at 3pm. Or, throw down a blanket anywhere along the mall stretching from the Capitol to the Lincoln, or by the Jefferson and the FDR, and enjoy the fireworks spectacular that starts at 9:10pm.

*If you prefer Arlington, the Iwo Jima and Gravelly Point offer wonderful views of the fireworks show.

However, if a party is what you had in mind, here are 5 options that won’t disappoint. Of course, most bars in DC, especially those with rooftops, will be open so be sure to check out my rooftop post for ideas:

1. Georgetown Waterfront – several restaurants/bars line the waterfront which has a great view of the fireworks

2. Boat cruise on the Potomac – take a cruise along the Potomac (or on your own boat!) with one of the various DC cruise companies

3. W Hotel – a special celebration will be held in the POV of this lovely hotel which sits just a few blocks from the National Mall

4. The Bullpen – day-long party with open bar (for a fee) will be held at the Bullpen directly across from the Nationals Stadium

5. Uncle Sam Jam DC – Virginia Coalition and Soul Asylum perform at Zanzibar, located on the SW Waterfront of the Potomac

Happy 4th of July!

FamousDC thanks Nightlife Correspondent @BlairDC for her top 5 list.

Famous Friday [Round Up]

Hey, love turned 1, Anthony Weiner = ESPN, Senator Byrd left us, we want to hire this writer, we owe Drew Curtis lots of beer, TIME for lobbying, chipwiches, high volume of interns led to an increase  of check on check crimes in DC,  Andrew Breitbart is throwing money around, Emily Heil is about to be Famous, absinthe on H Street, put on your Derek Jeter costume, one day at a time, keep your shirt on and your bacon to yourself.

Solution, Meet Problem

So … Grijalva is proposing English and Spanish should walk ten paces, turn, and then shoot?

If so, sign FamousDC on as a co-sponsor. This’ll be awesome.

From: e-Dear Colleague
Sent: Wednesday, June 30, 2010 12:58 PM
Subject: CivilRights, Education, FamilyIssues: Dear Colleague: Support Duel Language Education

Support Duel Language Education

From: The Honorable Raul M. Grijalva
Sent By:
Bill: H.R. 3753
Date: 6/30/2010
Support Duel Language Education

Dear Colleague,

Join me in cosponsoring the “Providing Resources to Improve Dual-Language Education (PRIDE) Act,” a bill that supports the expansion of dual-language programs in low-income communities.

Achievement data clearly show that ELL and low-income children are at unique disadvantage for school success even before they start kindergarten. For example, only 23% of Hispanic ELLs who knew little to no English at the start of kindergarten score at high levels of reading comprehension in the fifth grade. By the eighth grade 71% of ELL children score below basic in reading and math; the statistics are similar for children who are in low-income families. This achievement gap widens over time, making it harder for students to catch up.

Dual-language programs are a promising and innovative approach to closing the achievement gap between high- and low-income children. These programs successfully educate native English speakers and English language learners (ELLs) in the same classrooms by developing students’ linguistic and literacy abilities in two languages. Research has shown that dual-language programs promote high levels of academic achievement and cognitive ability, while at the same time promoting bilingualism and biliteracy for all students. Data also indicate that dual-language programs:

• Prepare all children for the global economy. Children who participate in dual-language programs become fully proficient in both languages of instruction and develop cross-cultural attitudes and behaviors that will help them function in our global society.
• Increase cognitive abilities and improves academic outcomes. Research shows that knowing more than one language increases students’ mental flexibility and cognitive abilities. These benefits are typically transferred into improved academic outcomes for children who know more than one language.
• Develope language proficiency. Dual-language models have been proven to be effective in developing English-language proficiency for ELLs and bilingualism for English speakers.

Dual-language programs are in extremely high demand across the country. Programs in very affluent communities have long wait-lists of children anticipating enrollment to meet demand for programs that promote bilingualism and biliteracy. Schools in low-income communities have also implemented dual-language programs to improve ELL instruction and to meet parent demand. Despite growing interest in these programs, recent trends suggest that low-income communities have less access to programs that are truly loyal to the dual-language model. As a result, the promised outcomes and results described above are compromised for children in low-income communities.

With support from Congress, the “PRIDE” Act will demonstrate and evaluate partnerships between Local Education Agencies (LEAs) and Early Childhood Education (ECE) providers, including state preschool programs and Head Start, which exemplify coordinated efforts to ensure the academic success of low-income children, including English language learners (ELLs), beginning in preschool. These model programs will result in high levels of academic, linguistic, and multicultural competency by developing:

• Innovative partnerships between early childhood programs and local education agencies
• Working with technical assistance providers that have expertise in the implementation and evaluation of high-quality dual-language programs
• Evaluating the effectiveness of the model for low-income students, particularly in the Pre-K years, and how to take dual-language programs to scale
• Expanding access to researched-based dual-language programs for children in low-income communitie
• Aligning student curriculum and teacher professional development for students at least through grade five.

If you would like to cosponsor the “PRIDE” Act to develop programs that build biliteracy, bilingualism, and multicultural skills for children in impoverished communities, or if you have any questions, please contact my office.

Sincerely,

Raúl M. Grijalva

What the Internet is NOT for [awful]

No amount of peyote could make this entertaining.

Remember web friends: Ponies are compelling . President Taft is not.

Please Release Me: First-Ever Wedding at Titanic Museum Attraction in Tennessee

This press release showed up in our inbox:

First-Ever Wedding at Titanic Museum Attraction in Tennessee

KNOXVILLE, Tennessee – June 28, 2010 – The new Titanic Museum Attraction in Pigeon Forge, Tenn. had its first-ever wedding last Friday morning when Casey Hollon and Kevin Foster, both of Savannah, Ga., tied the knot on the ship’s Grand Staircase.

After a short, convertible parade through Dealey Plaza, the couple plans a scuba diving-slash-fishing charter honeymoon in Pearl Harbor.

**In the spirit of drawing well-deserved attention to flacks everywhere, we’ve begun to collect press release hits and misses.

Can We Have Class Outside?

Photo by: Christopher Gindlesperger, aka NotNotGindy

Happy Wednesday!

We hope you enjoy the incredible DC weather today.

Who Wants to be a $100,000-aire? [JournoPissed]

Andrew Breitbart wants access to what he’s calling “a portal into the dark world of hardcore liberal bias in the media.”

The price for an E-Ticket? $100,000.

Mr. B. is offering plenty of scratch (and source protection) to any Journolist member willing to provide the listserv’s full archive and membership list.

While we think it’d be fun to read, we’d hate to think somebody would be willing to sell out their colleagues for a few bucks. Besides, after taxes, Andy’s $100,000 shrinks to less than $60,000…subtract the money you’d have to spend on protection from the 399 other Journolist members, and you don’t have much left. Oh, and remember, you might never get work again.

One more thing. We’re kind of offended…why isn’t he offering $100,000 to find out who the folks behind FamousDC are? Now THAT would be a portal into the dark world of hardcore…something.

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