Archive for 'Rantworthy'
Rantworthy: A Congressional Sketch
Posted on 15. Jan, 2009 by Redneck Genius.
It looks as if our tip line is working overtime these days. The latest tip comes in the form of a rant. Our favorite part, the “Global Warming” musical. A Congressional Sketch Is it getting hot in here? (Yes) Outside, the first snow of winter dusted Washington streets and a 10-degree low was coming, but [...]
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Fantasy Football Rantworthy: Still the Playoffs
Posted on 18. Dec, 2008 by fdc.
If your league is like mine, you’re in the second round of the playoffs where the next two games are combined. This means it’s down to the wire and you need fantasy miracles that would dwarf the virgin birth of Jesus H. Christ. In one of my leagues (yes, I wrote the plural of “league” [...]
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Rantworthy: Always Sunny In Phoenix
Posted on 14. Nov, 2008 by Redneck Genius.
Note: If you have a rant or something you think is post worthy, email it to us at tips@famousdc.com or drop it in the comment section. As long as it doesn’t sound like a 3 year-old wrote it, you might just get front page love, like our friend PhoenixSunsPhan. ————- Hey FamousDC gurus. Everyone’s freaking [...]
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Fantasy Football Rantworthy – Week 10
Posted on 13. Nov, 2008 by fdc.
It’s a sad commentary that a site with such great potential, like FamousDC most certainly has, continues to ignore the fantasy football and focus instead on transition teams and jobs for journalists after the election. This site should be instead focused on the transition from regular season football to the playoffs. We should be focusing [...]
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Fantasy Football Rantworthy – Week 9
Posted on 07. Nov, 2008 by fdc.
No intro this week. This is serious. 1. I bet you started Larry Johnson again this week instead of dropping his duck footed ass for Ray Rice-and beans of the Baltimore Ravens. Mr. Rice-and beans scooted himself to 17 fantasy points without scoring a touchdown. Get yourself a nice flour tortilla and keep an eye [...]
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Fantasy Football Rantworthy – Week 8
Posted on 29. Oct, 2008 by fdc.
Finally, a good fantasy week for me. I’m not saying I dropped a lot of points and beat my opponents into submission – I’m simply letting you know that they sucked as much as I did this week. 1. Kellen Winslow Jr., Plaxico Burress and Vernon Davis all missed time this past week because their [...]
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Fantasy Football Rantworthy – Week 7
Posted on 23. Oct, 2008 by fdc.
McCain and Obama seem to be somewhat close in the polls as they head into the 4th quarter. It’s anybody’s game and we might have to go into overtime on this one (House breaks Electoral College tie). I could only dream of that scenario happening with any of my fantasy teams. I’m so out of [...]
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Fantasy Football – Week 7
Posted on 16. Oct, 2008 by fdc.
What a week in NFL Fantasy Football. We’re all worried about the market crash and my team made John McCain’s numbers look pretty damn good. I’m dropping like a tub of concrete in the harbor with an Italian attached to it. To say I’m losing interest in my various leagues is an understatement. However, I [...]
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Fantasy Football Rantworthy – Week 6
Posted on 08. Oct, 2008 by fdc.
Week five is behind us now and FamousDC still refuses to cut their coverage of guys opening doors to focus solely on Fantasy Football. However, I was excited to see some actual football related coverage of the Washington Sunburn’s tight end, Chris Cooley. Congrats to Mr. Cooley who managed to keep his pecker out of [...]
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Fantasy Football Rant Week 4
Posted on 02. Oct, 2008 by fdc.
I’ve got $700 Billion dollars that says Fantasy Football is the largest single indicator of financial health in the United States. After this past weekend I’m afraid we’re a turd headed for a dark hole my friends. Unless there’s some fantasy magic soon we’re all going to be eating out of dumpsters and drinking Thunderbird. [...]
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Fantasy Football Rantworthy – Week 3
Posted on 24. Sep, 2008 by fdc.
I heard the world markets are on the brink of collapsing. I couldn’t care less. My fantasy football team has collapsed. Lehman Brothers crashed and burned? Bite Me. Randy Moss is a total loss this year unless he all of sudden starts earning fantasy points for sitting on the bench thinking about how to be [...]
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Fantasy Football Rantworthy – Week 2
Posted on 16. Sep, 2008 by fdc.
I can not believe that FamousDC is still focused on political crap given the crisis that is Fantasy Football. 1. Last time I saw Tom Brady he was on a yellow road with a lion, talking oil can and some hot chick with braids – he was on his way to see a wizard about [...]
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RANTWORTHY — Fantasy Football Week 1
Posted on 10. Sep, 2008 by fdc.
A very enraged reader sent our tip lines his rants from fantasy football week 1. Please enjoy: 1. Why is FamousDC still blogging on politics when it’s clear that Al Queda has infiltrated the NFL and f’d the season for all. It’s not just injuries, it’s Grade A teams losing to 1AA teams who only [...]
