Try not smiling while you’re watching this video of people dancing around DC to Pharrell Williams’ “Happy.” Just try it.
Things got a little snowy and a little Famous on Capitol Hill.
Le Diplomate is failing [just kidding it's making boatloads of cash]
Goodbye Snow photos [god we hope so]
Metro car door freezes open [that's brisk, baby]
WaPo expanding to China [yes that is a real thing, thanks Bezos]
Cherry Blossoms have a peak date [taking bets on the accuracy of said peak date]
Traffic + Secret Service, what a [pain in the ass]
Photo by number7cloud
Christopher Gindlesperger captured the true essence of a DC snowstorm in one powerful shot.
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We could not be any more serious. This is amazing. Read below.
h/t Almost Famous
“BiteLabs grows meat from celebrity tissue samples and uses it to make artisanal salami.” So proclaims the copy on BiteLabs.org, right under an all-caps call to action: EAT CELEBRITY MEAT. The site proposes taking actual tissue samples of celebrities—specifically, James Franco, Kanye West, Jennifer Lawrence, and Ellen DeGeneres—and growing their cloned meat for use in a marketable salami blend. …”
So they sound serious. We’re pretty sure right now Kanye is like:
Welcome to the House of Carbs.
One of the best things about this Tumblr so far is how diverse their carbs are. Not just pancakes and spaghetti, but also pho and churros.
Bravo, Tumblr creator. Bravo.