LeBron James plays basketball.

Bryce Harper hits game winning home runs.

Michael Steel gives statements.

“If Taylor Swift and Katy Perry did a joint concert at Madison Square Garden wearing white-and-gold and black-and-blue dresses, accompanied by dancing sharks and llamas, that’s the only way you’d have a tougher ticket,” said Michael Steel, a spokesman for Mr. Boehner.

Source: New York Times: The Cry Being Heard Around Washington: ‘I Need a Netanyahu Ticket’ – Ashley Parker