Are you a new member of Congress? This guy has advice for you.
1. When flirting with women who aren’t your wife, DON’T post a pic of your junk on Twitter. http://t.co/gpt8Q21B0I pic.twitter.com/rjVJ2kt2Qn
— Chris Moody (@moody) January 6, 2015
2. When you see underage page boys you think are cute, DON’T send them kinky messages online. http://t.co/gpt8Q21B0I pic.twitter.com/xzIAczw2aI
— Chris Moody (@moody) January 6, 2015
3. When cheating on your wife with a staffer, DON’T kiss her in front of a security camera. http://t.co/gpt8Q21B0I pic.twitter.com/xCMV6Yrxvi
— Chris Moody (@moody) January 6, 2015
4. When you want to get high, DON’T buy drugs off undercover police officers in Dupont Circle. http://t.co/gpt8Q21B0I pic.twitter.com/U2cPbeNUp5
— Chris Moody (@moody) January 6, 2015
5. When seeking love from other men, DON’T sit with a wide stance in airport bathroom stalls. http://t.co/gpt8Q21B0I pic.twitter.com/HKEqEdl6qL
— Chris Moody (@moody) January 6, 2015
6. If you want to hook up during a GOP retreat, DON’T put a your face on the Craigslist ad. http://t.co/gpt8Q21B0I pic.twitter.com/4qYPf6MxeB
— Chris Moody (@moody) January 6, 2015
7. If a cop pulls you over while driving with your stripper girlfriend, DON’T try to escape in the tidal basin. http://t.co/gpt8Q21B0I
— Chris Moody (@moody) January 6, 2015
8. And finally… DON'T threaten to break reporters in half and throw them over a balcony. http://t.co/gpt8Q21B0I pic.twitter.com/UcjdAvswsA
— Chris Moody (@moody) January 6, 2015
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