#NATIONAL Most hated college football teams in each state; Cat + smart collar = free wifi; Amazon is actually serious about drone package delivery; Peter Frampton literally takes matters into his own hands; Aesop Rock > Shakespeare; stressed? listen to a bodega cat; Hunter Pence trolling is the best and we want to see it at all games for all players; Best coffee shops in each state that aren’t Starbucks; HONY goes international; this is a very strong reaction; Marvel has some serious problems on their hands;

#DISTRICT Seth Rogen has some tips for future Congressional witnesses; District Nights is awesome; Andrew WK also tries his hand at dealing with partisanship; Toddler breaches White House security; “Sketchy” areas; Someone else forgot about D.C.; House of Cards couldn’t find a National Mall substitute in Baltimore (…so they’ll be here tomorrow, get ready); goodbye Romo, goodbye forever; No photos of the Silver Line please; hey did you know we pay a lot for rent compared to the rest of the US?; Follow the @BeardedChef; Supermoon, supermoon, supermoon; we don’t 100% understand why people want Jayson Werth gnomes this badly but kudos to Ladies Who Lobby for scoring some; Congratulations to the Haverlys;

#MEDIAMOVES thanks to @StoryPartners: @Esquire Digital Editor @MikeNizza is moving to @Bloomberg Politics as Executive Editor for its Politics website. Also joining the team as Senior Producer is nine-year @TheDailyShow veteran @Patrick903 and @ABCWorldNews Senior Broadcast Producer Tom Johnson as Executive Editor.   Four year co-anchor Brianna Golodryga says goodbye to @GMA when she joins @Yahoo as News and Finance Anchor. @TheHill has unveiled its 50 Top Most Beautiful which included media folks such as @FoxNews Channel’s @BretBaier, @CNN’s @secupp, @CBSNews‘ @NancyCordes, @NBCNews‘ @kwelkernbc and @AJAM Associate Producer @SimoneMPerez …lookin’ good guys! House Majority Whip @SteveScalise has announced that former Communications Director for the @RepublicanStudy, @TJTatum, will join his Office as Deputy Communications Director. Also joining the @Whip is @ErikaSMcManus as Press Secretary;

#BIRTHDAY HBD week to Mike Dankler, Frank Hollowell and Jessi Calzado;

#BYE Here are all the sweet events we’re hitting up this weekend. U jelly?