Red lines, Blurred lines, Drunk pick-up lines. Can we just enjoy this weekend?

Officially time to say bye bye to white and hello to fall; Congrats girl, it’s a girl!; Read this right now, or die; Cheers to Jim Scuitto on the new CNN gig; FOOTBALL; Who spotted Gene Sperling en route from LAX to IAD Monday?; Dennis Rodman loves North Korea; Mercury grows its team; Check out the new ForeFront Strategies; Be sure to tell Michelle Hawks Reinshuttle and Kalyn Casanova Stephens happy birthday; stay grinding, stop twerking; Coach Tommy Pearce is celebrating a birthday this weekend; famous interns; What’s popping David Popp?; Moving America’s energy; Brendan Kownacki (AKA the guy in the back seat of the Uber picture) is also celebrating a birthday; Good luck to everyone running in the National Press Club’s “Beat the Deadline” 5K on Saturday; Natalie Baker turns one on Sunday; Jessica and Todd Boulanger celebrated their 10 year anniversary; Ryan Howell has been living in a water world; David Holley slashed his thumb up yesterday fighting ninjas; Lira is back from the burn; If you’re not complaining on Twitter – you’re doing it wrong; Jack Smith is the man; We wonder how Charlie Sheen celebrated his birthday on Tuesday; Happy big 5-0 to Nancy and Paul Pelosi; Bring your furry friend to the new Petco in Columbia Heights; Mike Allen is also spelled INFLUENCE; Are you ready for the Crossfire relaunch on Monday?; The Butt Slasher gets sentenced Friday; Shaq, Allyson Felix and Dominique Dawes team up with Michelle O; Bron Bron takes his talents to TV; Shake Shack and CakeLove are new compadres; Alyssa Milano sex tape?!; Nikki Schwab reunites with US News; Takoma Park gets a makeover; Thoughts on the 50 Shades of Gray cast?!; Petworth and “hipster” are two associations we didn’t think were possible; Can bagel balls come to DC now too?; RedRocks Pizza and H Street are new friends; Sophie Pyle moves on from Guest of a Guest to In the Capital; Are you on the list?; Someone really hates books: CC Kramerbooks #ThisTown; Capitol File nets Elizabeth Thorp as EIC; Will you be invited to Margaret Carlson’s party on Sept. 10th? (We think not); Eric Shulze is artsy; Nikki Schwab is on the move again; Clinton is jealous of 41’s socks; party at 1776 Monday; Welcome back Jon Stewart; Happy trails to Katie Couric and John Molner; POLITICO is about to need some new digs; A stork is on its way to the home of Amy Argetsinger and Bill McQuillen; Famous DC happy hour gets rowdy; #Syriasly?; El Centro arrives in Georgetown; DID WE MENTION, FOOTBALL?; Shaw gets upgraded; Wait James Carville can write?; Redskins Snyder loves the GOP; Say Happy 150th to #Gallaudet; Chobani=Moldy; Prince William and Kate in DC; Something something Mumbo Sauce?; Target wants in; Metro kinda sucks; Starbucks PSL is back; Take the MARC to Baltimore this weekend (why?); Find us partying HERE this weekend — and for the love of god, tell people you’re in AMO.

Roundup thanks to KC & SP, almostfamous, fdc, & nolongerfamous