We paired up with the Tommy Show [94.7 Fresh FM] to come up with a top ten list of things the sequester won’t affect. Listen to the show this morning and tweet us the ones we missed.

Top 10 Things the Sequester Won’t Affect 

• Michelle Obama’s bangs
• Wizards’ losing streak
• Poor grammar usage on Twitter
• Strange looking outfits at CPAC
• The wrap line at Longworth cafeteria
• Sarah Palin’s obsolescence
• Paul Ryan’s abs
• Your friend’s ability to post blurry instagram pictures
• Bruno Mars being locked out of heaven
• Joe Biden’s smile

Great responses already coming in:

• Woodward calling out flaks
• Your mom thinking you can do something about all this
• Red line single tracking

Tweet us the ones we missed @FamousDC and we’ll continue the list.