Tips For Driving on “Icy” Roads That Aren’t Really Icy

Posted on 18. Jan, 2011 by nolongerfamous in Local

1. Freak-out

2. Decrease your speed by 98%.  [Drive no faster than 2 mph.]

3. Don’t leave your house early, but be sure to spend 30-45 minutes around the water cooler talking about the icy roads and why you were late.

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