Note to future campaigns: If you’re cash-on-hand numbers are low, try to sell the candidate’s hairpiece. If your candidate doesn’t wear a hairpiece, try other things like fundraisers, telemarketing, direct mail, etc…
The campaign of Missouri insurgent Republican U.S. Senate candidate Chuck Purgason is suggesting that his former hairpiece may be available for purchase.
You remember Chuck Purgason, right?
Dumb and Dumber
Ditch the Do
At least he’s keeping it clever.
“In the interest of transparency, I’ve removed my hair to assure the voters that nothing will be swept under the rug on my watch,” he said in the release.
We love Chuck, you should too.
h/t Lazy Hazy.